The other night me(Scotty) and Dave showed up to a girls house with Adam. I was on the phone and had to pee. I decided to be a gentleman and not pee while on the phone with a girl. I waited till i finished my conversation, then proceeded to the loo. Nice clean bathroom. Upon arriving at my desired location in the restroom i slowly lifted the lid to find what had been waiting for me. No, there was not some large log, no skidmarks along the ivory, not even yellow water. What i stumbled upon was what most males try to forget about. Yes, there it was staring me in the face. The crimson water and the stained "pon" floating. Suddenly my urge to urinate was lost, vanished in a moment of disgust and comedy. I did, in this moment, what any gentleman would......i texted dave, telling him to check the toilet, but not telling him what was laying there. I washed my hands and exited the loo. Within moments, coincidentally Dave had the sudden urge to relieve himself. Not wanting to put this nice young lady through embarrassment, Dave peed and flushed. Laughs were shared throughout the night in waves of inside humor only understood to us.